News ‘Beef-witted scallywag causeth damage to a car:’ Stafford’s crime blotter for ‘National Talk Like Shakespeare Day’ By Kelly Sienkowski Published April 25, 2024 at 9:00AM Stafford County Sheriff’s Office, known for its creative sharing of incident reports on social media, has chosen to participate in National Shakespeare Day. Translations were also provided. This article is FREE to read. Please Sign In or Create a FREE Account. Thank you. Go to ‘Beef-witted scallywag causeth damage to a car:’ Stafford’s crime blotter for ‘National Talk Like Shakespeare Day’ Read more